Herein lies the material that comprises your worst nightmares. Imagine, if you will, a room filled with old scenery, paint pots dripping onto a barely seen carpet; woodcarvings cover every surface, and a strange ticking and moaning comes from somewhere in the corner.

But hark! This is not some fantasy horror novel, this is the domain of... The Stage Crew! (Past and present - thanks for the links, Liam!)