Stage Manager

Leaps tall buildings in a single bound

More powerful than a locomotive

Faster than a speeding bullet

Walks on water Speaks to God

Technical Manager

Leaps small buildings in a single bound

More powerful than a steam train

Just about as fast as a bullet

Walks on water, if the sea is calm

Occasionally allowed to speak to God

Playwright

Leaps single story buildings with a running start

Can almost catch a steam train

As fast as a speeding BB pellet

Swims well

Can speak to God all he wants, but never knows if anyone's listening

Actor

Nearly about to jump over walls

Is run over by locomotives

Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury

Doggie-paddles

Talks to animals

Chorus Member

Trips over the doorframe when entering buildings

Says "Look, choo choo"

Wets himself with a water pistol

Plays in mud puddles

Mumbles to self

Director

Lifts buildings and walks beneath them

Kicks locomotives off the track

Stops speeding bullets with teeth, then eats them

Freezes water with a single glance IS God